Ways to be Remembered

Greenpeace is calling for MSNBC to fire Tucker Carlson because of his repeat on-air statements supporting the sinking of their ships.

Now, while I personally don’t care for Carlson, and have no opinion on whether or not Greenpeace gets MSNBC to cut the laughable excuse for a turd loose, I have to admire the reporter who wrote this article, because of their closing sentence:

Carlson, 36, is best known for wearing bow ties, formerly punditizing for CNN, and being called “a dick” by Jon Stewart.

After all of his efforts over the years, mealymouthed though they might have been, the media considers him to be best known for being verbally bitch-slapped by Jon Stewart on live tv.

It is to laugh.

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2 Responses to “Ways to be Remembered”

  1. Scott Lynch says:

    Hiya, Summer! It’s not just the sinking of the ship; it’s the fact that a member of the crew was trapped aboard and killed when it happened. The bow-tied little bitch wants to be a smarmy frontman for people who really don’t give a shit about genuine acts of terrorism as long as they’re carried out against those damn, dirty hippies. Disengaging rant mode. Cheers. ;)

  2. Summer says:

    The pendulum has to swing back some time, and when it does, think aout all the crap it has to clean up in its wake. The bow-tied bitch and all the other sycophants should remember that, but they won’t.

    Talking out one side of your mouth to kow-tow to a demographic instead of doing what’s right… well, karma is a bitch, and she does keep score. :)